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My wife wanted to surprise me with some new dinner recipes.

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I bought my wife a massage for our anniversary this year.

My wife has a really hard time finding bikini tops that fit her large chest.

My wife has such good friends.

My wife told me she forgot her sunscreen when she went to the pool, but it turned out a guy there had extra he was willing to give her.

My wife had her eyes closed and her shirt off when the janitor walked into the wrong room. She asked if her facial cream was ready.

You never thought tricking your wife into thinking Blue Balls was a serious medical condition would backfire.

My wife was desperate to fit in after landing a job in her career field right out of college.

My wife's friend asked her for help in the bathroom at the party.

I tried asking for something new in the bedroom, but my wife was too innocent to try anything like that.

Your wife trusts her colleagues to help with any problems at work

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My wife is jealous that our neighbor is such a great cook.

My friend helped my wife put on sunscreen at the beach. It was only fair that she helped him in return.

My wife got sweaty during a hike with my brother. He offered to help her rinse off before they came home.