1. Hello,


    New users on the forum won't be able to send PM untill certain criteria are met (you need to have at least 6 posts in any sub forum).

    One more important message - Do not answer to people pretending to be from xnxx team or a member of the staff. If the email is not from forum@xnxx.com or the message on the forum is not from StanleyOG it's not an admin or member of the staff. Please be carefull who you give your information to.


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


    Best regards,

    StanleyOG.

    Dismiss Notice
  1. massageman75

    massageman75 Sex Machine

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    768
    Ever had a conversation where you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you?

    I invited a friend I hadn’t seen for a while over to my business as he wanted something for his mother. He came in and I happily said all the pleasantries etc. I asked if they wanted a drink so I asked my assistant to make my friend and his mum a drink. They both looked at me in disgust, especially her. “I am not his mother I’m his girlfriend”
    I honestly thought it was his mum as he said he was coming in for something for her. They both made excuses and left. She was NOT happy lol. Oh well, mistakes happen
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Empathize Empathize x 2
    1. submissively speaking
      Oh geez. Whoopsie! :D
       
    #1
  2. THESEXYTWO

    THESEXYTWO Porno Junky

    Joined:
    May 31, 2019
    Messages:
    391
    Did she look really old though
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
    #2
  3. massageman75

    massageman75 Sex Machine

    Joined:
    May 20, 2018
    Messages:
    768
    Well yeah she did. Hard paper round ha
     
    #3
  4. Tom Smitz

    Tom Smitz Sex Machine

    Joined:
    Jul 12, 2015
    Messages:
    823
    Can only think of one very uncomfortable conversation. Let's say timing was terrible lol
     
    #4
  5. THESEXYTWO

    THESEXYTWO Porno Junky

    Joined:
    May 31, 2019
    Messages:
    391
    Which was?
     
    #5
  6. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 2007
    Messages:
    56,085
    I learned at an early age, to avoid making comments based on assumptions. Some of my more classic oopsies:
    To a chubby woman, when is your baby due?
    To a well endowed woman: my goodness they look natural. (I was commenting on her artificial flowers.)

    And most recently: She is the opposite of a trophy wife. (As my wife told our friends at a gathering, about her breast reduction surgery.). Of course I meant it to be in contrast with those wives who have had enhancements.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    1. WantSumCandyLittleGirl
      Sure you did.
       
    #7
  7. WantSumCandyLittleGirl

    WantSumCandyLittleGirl Candyman

    Joined:
    Apr 25, 2010
    Messages:
    26,580
    BTDT waayyy too many times.
     
    #8
  8. Kenrychard

    Kenrychard Porn Star

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2012
    Messages:
    1,920
    Maybe not the most embarrassing but a conversation I wish I had never had. Told my pastor and her husband too much when they asked about my wife leaving. I think my talking about my beliefs about consent in marriage AND the wife and my internet play influenced the husband to be bad online. I know he got in trouble several months later, and I really felt like I had planted the seed.
    Most of my conversation failures were the conversations I never had or failed to say what I should have because I was so damn shy and nervous.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
    #10
  9. shootersa

    shootersa Frisky Feline

    Joined:
    Dec 28, 2010
    Messages:
    86,607
    We took a group of French students on a river trip. One of the group was truly ugly. Not generally one to judge, but damn, truly, she was one of the ugliest human beings ever.

    In an unguarded moment shooter made reference to the passenger as "ugliest human being he'd ever seen".

    And turned around, and there she was.

    And she retorted, in perfect English,
    "Finally, I understand what they mean when they say ugly American".

    2 days in and shooter hadn't tripped to the fact that most of the group spoke English. Plus, he'd been incredibly boorish and incautious in his remark.

    And no place to hide.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 2
    • Funny Funny x 1
    1. View previous comments...
    2. shootersa
      Yeah. Shooter was running cargo, which means he had all the food, clothes, booze, sleeping bags, etc.
      They pretty much had to put up with him.
      Didn't make them any friendlier though.
       
      shootersa, Oct 3, 2024
      mstrman likes this.
    #13
  10. 1 Toy Maker

    1 Toy Maker Kuns og Kram Smukke Love once found never lost

    Joined:
    Sep 17, 2013
    Messages:
    28,979
    Yes I have been the worst. I have a female friend who went to a work conference by the seaside. She phones me the one day and we chat sort of like we do for a bit and the conversation stagnants so I throw in "has she met someone nice and had sex on the beach yet?" She hangs up I'm like lol typical stuck up woman that she is. Then about two weeks later when I know she's supposed to be back in town I swing round her office to chat because I'm passing and she breaks down in tears and tells me she was phoning to ask for my help because she had just been raped on the beach the last time we talked. She refused to go to the police and lay charges or down anything.
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 3
    #14
  11. fishywispy

    fishywispy Amateur

    Joined:
    May 19, 2022
    Messages:
    64
    I forgot about this but about 30 years ago my sister was a new mom and she was in church holding her baby. Then she noticed she leaked breast milk through her shirt and with out thinking said Oh Shit… really loud I guess. The sermon stopped and everyone turned around she said… knowing my sister it would have been the worst thing to ever happen
     
    • Empathize Empathize x 1
    1. dudley_tundish
      In the grand scheme of things, that barely makes a ripple on the pond. Reminds me of a guy my father knew: when this guy sneezed, apparently it sounded for all the world like "HORSE SHIT!" You might know he had hay fever and went to church nonetheless....and the allergy caught up to him at a pause in the sermon.

      Timing couldn't have been better.
       
      dudley_tundish, Oct 7, 2024
    #15
  12. Crazedude70

    Crazedude70 Porn Star

    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2017
    Messages:
    1,888
    This one isn’t anything I said but was just awkward. I was at a wedding with my wife she was saying her goodbye and I was heading to the car. Walking out a couple was walking in. As we got close the woman said my name. I stopped said hi exchanged a few comments but I had no idea who this person was. She introduced me to her husband as an old boyfriend. Now I am really confused. She caught on that I wasn’t making the connection. Said her name and her married name still nothing.

    my wife finally comes out and she used to work with this woman. They caught up a bit and I was so confused trying to figure this out.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    #16
  13. Ficxa 479

    Ficxa 479 Porn Star

    Joined:
    Feb 2, 2016
    Messages:
    14,558
    I asked a girl I used to work with in the past. How many times she got married. She gave me sucha look I thought I d better was slapped. It was the only time, I was sorry for my language.
     
    #17
  14. umpire2

    umpire2 Share-Man of the Board

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2007
    Messages:
    614,056
    Similarly, I went out Christmas shopping with my eldest daughter and my current girlfriend. I was about 40 at the time. My girlfriend was 23. A clerk came up to us and said (I am paraphrasing here) "Can I help you with something? And first, let me say, you have two beautiful daughters!"
    My daughter smiled at him and said, "I'm his daughter. She's his girlfriend." While my girlfriend grabbed my ass and gave me a long kiss on the lips.
    The clerk looked like he shit himself and muttered, "Um....let me know if you need any help" and slinked away.
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    #18
  15. SoloKim

    SoloKim Porn Star

    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2023
    Messages:
    1,575
    When I was pregnant with my daughter I was out with a friend enjoying a glass of wine.
    Some stranger told me I should not be drinking when I was pregnant.
    I pretended to cry and told him I had stomach cancer and this was our Goodby dinner.
    I hope I made him feel like a complete asshole for telling me what to do.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
    • Creative Creative x 1
    #19
  16. fishywispy

    fishywispy Amateur

    Joined:
    May 19, 2022
    Messages:
    64
    Omg that’s awesome
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    #20