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  1. wrench24a

    wrench24a Porn Star

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    Give her a big hug and tell her how wonderful it is to meet her in person.:excited:
     
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    Hugs him back and asks how is he feeling? :)
     
  3. Angad91

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    I'd wish the lights of elevator goes off as well,

    and I'd fake a sneeze out of nowhere to scare the hell out of her.
    lol :p

    sorry.
     
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    LOL No its all good, quite creative :)

    Just give him a pack of tissues for his sneeze in this case :rose:
     
  5. Angad91

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    That'd make my cheeks go red and make me ultra nervous :$

    i might actually turn and face the elevator wall, and probably watch your reflection just to catch glimpse of you.
    Lol :p
     
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    Who says I have a reflection?:excited:

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  7. Angad91

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    That'd make scream like a three year old girl!!!
    lol :p


    Wow thats hats the quickest way to kill a Boner :p
     
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    LOLOLOLOLOL I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you and your 'bone' away ;) Its my shampoo, I should change it, it tangles my hair big time ;)

    But anyhows, watch out for the water on the elevator floor though..don't want you to slip.
     
  9. Angad91

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    I love tangled hair, and I'd never miss a chance to slip off on water on elevator floor, it's my hobby :p

    i try to walk towards the buttons just to press them, bang my fist at them.
    and needless to say, I slip off that God sent water puddle and fall to the ground (just to make you laugh).
    and I stay there gazing at the elevator ceiling.
     
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    {Stoops over you while you stare at the fluorescent light flickering from the floor and asks...} "Are we to play a game who blinks first? I know I am good at it ... LOLOLOL
     
  11. Angad91

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    I stare into your eyes, trying not to let my gaze go any lower :p
    And something in my pants "flickers" Lol
     
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    Try to pretend I didn't just see that gerbil crawling out of his pants' leg...
     
  13. Angad91

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    My zip opens and lots of bats flutter out from it, while my body dissolves in air.
    *puff*

    and suddenly the elevator undergoes a free fall..!!
     
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  15. BrandiDelicious

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    stuck in the elevator and oops lets out some gas..... haha
     
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    {Pretends not to hear and smell 'anything'}
     
  17. wrench24a

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    Talk about our experiences at the lake.:-E
     
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    {Hears Wrench release some gas too} Gosh you two! What did you guys have for breaky? Oatmeal? LOL {Farts too} LOLOLOLOL
     
  19. BrandiDelicious

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    Ha ha ha to funny
     
  20. beautiful.slut

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    greet her :)